Ranga-tache

Because I am in a high-risk-self-combustible catagory the beard has had to go.

But to make it obvious to people that I have chosen a new career path, I have decided it best to leave the ranga-tache. After all a fireman without a mustache is like a frenchman without his stink.

I give you the instant fireman.


Only 2 sleeps to go.

Not Funny Enough

Rebecca said my blog wasn't funny enough.

This won't help.

• Why do elephants have big flat feet?
• To stomp out burning ducks.

1 Month to go

I have about 1 month before I go to Melbourne to begin my recruit course to become an Aviation Rescue Fire Fighter.

So far preparations have been good, even though it looked like we were in big trouble, Australia managed to win the second test.